So Sorry, not really.

I've been real busy. (yeah yeah, excuses, excuses)

A butt-ton of crap has hit my table since the last time I've posted.

1. I may be facing 8 FCC violations for my drunken "on air" rage.
2. I am a newly ordained minister (Numbers 1 & 2 go hand in hand quite well now that I think about it.)
3. I'm trying to get my finances all in a line so I can retire happily and comfortably. (What a nightmare)
4. Roller derby is still kicking my ass. I sprained my ankle (at the bar after the game).
5. I'm trying to sell my old shit pit of a house, I mean it's real nice and cheap too. Along with still unpacking from the move.
6. Trying to stay out of my parents' fights and wishing they'd just fuck or get a divorce, one of the two, I really don't care.
7. My best-friend moved in temporarily because she's tired of living in a musty basement. And I have to say, I've never been so drunk that many times in a week! We're having a lot of fun, and I'm sure I'll miss her when she moves out.
8. I hate my job. Actually, the job is not so bad, it's the office politics. I can't stand that crap. I need to be self-employed. I've got to come up with a plan, and fast!
9. I recently got out of a 5 year relationship with a self-destructive ass. It was the best thing I've ever done for myself. (except purchasing the nubby-g, which is really coming in handy now that I'm single)

Other than that I'm pretty excited about the events to come.
A nice 4th of July party in the woods with my closest friends.
A trip to Chicago for Roller Derby.
Oh yes, and VEGAS!! Roller-Con '05 the best thing to hit Vegas yet. All the rollergirls across the nation will be taking over Vegas in August. I can't wait! I'm PUMPED!!

I checked out a book today- "The S Factor- Strip Workouts for Every Woman",
maybe that will help my single situation!!!
This book cracks me up, it even tells you how to shave your pubes. Illustrations and all! Although the pole dancing may prove to be difficult, I've got one in the garage, but it has carpet wrapped around it so I don't get door dings. Ouch, rug burn!